kagurazakaundergroundresistance:
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Client: I know you said 10 days, but I need it ready for print by the end of the week.
Me: I might be able to squeeze it in if I work late a few nights, but I can’t promise anything. It’s a big job.
Client: Thanks, that’s very professional of you.
Me: No problem.
Client: And because you’re so professional, I expect a 50% discount since it will only take you half the time.
“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.” — Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via monkeyknifefight)
(Source: helplesslyamazed, via tolasudolsa)
Why stop here? Assuming that the volumes are correct, every night 351.7 billion cubic centimeters of penis appear. (not at the same time due to globe rotation, but you get the gist). To put this in perspective, this is approximately the volume of oil that a very large crude carrier supertanker can carry.
In general, if all penises were erect at the same time, they would take 597.5 billion cm3, that is twice the oil volume a very large crude carrier supertanker can carry, we could fill 240 olympic-sized pools or 330 Boeing 747 cargos only with penises.
The more you know
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Tra i tanti detti veneziani che fanno parte del mio dna, c’è quel “mola un ponto”, una esclamazione se la dici con forza. La esclama l’interlocutore che si trova davanti ad una situazione che finisce con il portare all’asfissia da tanto la discussione non si sposta di un…
MUOIO
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L’ottusità rende schiavi… di se stessi
Le persone ottuse sono ottuse di default, le riconosci dalla postura, dalla punta del manico di scopa che esce loro dal culo. Dritte, rigide, camminano a passi piccoli e svelti.
Viaggiano su binari, i loro. Quando si devono voltare non ruotano la testa, girano tutto il corpo.
La persona ottusa ha rigidità fisiche e intellettuali di cui è schiava, la persona ottusa è inadatta a risolvere problemi perchè è totalmente priva di fantasia, è incapace di ragionare fuori dagli schemi, le manca il guizzo di genialità.
Per esempio, in merceria… ci sono blu o grigi talmente scuri da non esistere un filo o una cerniera di colore corrispondente, il meglio per questi tessuti sono il filo o la cerniera di colore nero.
Ma la persona ottusa non cucirà mai un capo blu con un filo nero, nella sua testa è una cosa inconcepibile, neanche per cuciture interne e quindi invisibili. E allora girerà raminga di merceria in merceria in cerca di un blu abbastanza scuro da soddisfare la sua necessità.
La persona ottusa, schiava della propria ottusità, fa una vita di merda e la fa fare a chi le sta vicino.
La persona ottusa se la conosci la eviti.
” — L’ottusità rende schiavi… (via batchiara)(via procionegobbo)
Gasparri e l’anonimato. LOL
Marco Balsamo = EROE!!!!!!!!!!
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Repeat this, like, a million times and voilà, you have capitalism.
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“The Italian case is of particular interest, because it suggests that sometimes rules may be written with the explicit purpose of circumventing them. The Italian public debt moved from 40.5 percent of GDP in 1970, to 60.1 percent in 1981, and to 121.8 percent in 1994. Over 150 years of history, Italy only ran a balanced budget twice. Its constitution did not explicitly refer to a balanced budget; however, it required new sources of revenues to be identified whenever new expenses were undertaken. It sounds like a simple rule of thumb, but it was knowingly never complied with. In short, Italy is a country in which promises fueled by public spending were consistently used to build consensus among voters. Even when European-mandated fiscal consolidation measures helped to freeze the growth of public debt (it reached 103.6 percent of GDP in 2007), public expenditures, net of interest payments, steadily rose; in the last ten years, Italian public spending grew by 24.4 percent. A constitutional cap on debt thus seems to be the appropriate instrument to restrain the Italian political class’ entrenched propensity towards excessive spending. Unfortunately, the constitutional amendment provisionally approved by the Italian Parliament merely provides for an “equilibrium” of finances, allowing for local and national governments to borrow in the case of “unexpected events.” No spending ceiling has been inserted in the constitution. The Italian legislators appear to have written a rule that aims to pave the way to exceptions. Creativity is an Italian talent, but we are facing a problem that goes beyond my countrymen’s approach to the art of legislating. For fiscal discipline to be embraced, you need citizens and constituencies to do so. Citizens must themselves demand, or at least consent to, a very different approach to public spending.” — Are European Fiscal Rules a Greek Farce? - Forbes (via elvira)
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Chiari segnali che la musica è morta.
no, solo che le nuove generazioni non capiscono un cazzo. (vecchio bacucco mode = off)